10 (Funny) Excuses for Missing Work

Hello Ladies!

We've all been there.

You wake up feeling under the weather, or maybe you just can't seem to get out of bed. Whatever the reason, sometimes we all need a mental health day. But what do you say to your boss when you need to call in sick? Here are 10 funny excuses for missing work that will hopefully buy you a little extra time to rest and recuperate.

1. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. I have a fever...of success!

2. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My doctor says I need more vitamin C...in my diet!

3. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My doctor says I need more sleep...in my life!

4. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My doctor says I need to stay hydrated...so I'm going to the beach!

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5. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My doctor says I need more exercise...so I'm going hiking!

6. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My doctor says I need more relaxation...so I'm going on vacation!

7. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My dog ate my alarm clock...again!

8. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. My car won't start...because it's a boat!

9. I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. There's a power outage...in my house!

10.I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today. Trump is President...and that's just not a good enough excuse anymore!

We hope you enjoyed our list of 10 (funny) excuses for missing work! If you're ever feeling under the weather or just need a mental health day, don't hesitate to call in sick and take some time for yourself—you deserve it! Until Next Time!...XOXO 🍁🧡🍂

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