The Battle of the Bottoms!

We all have them. They come in all shapes and sizes. Some are perky, some are saggy. Some are big, some are small. But no matter what our personal preferences are, one thing is for sure: we all have an opinion on bottoms. In this blog post, we're going to explore some of the different types of bottoms out there, and find out once and for all which one is the best.

The Perky Bottom

There's something to be said for a bottom that's still got a little bit of lift to it. Perky bottoms have that youthful look that we all crave, and they tend to be extremely photogenic. Plus, they tend to be relatively easy to keep up - a little bit of exercise and some good genetics will usually do the trick. However, perky bottoms can sometimes be a little bit too... well, perky. They can be high-maintenance, and they often don't age well.

The Saggy Bottom

On the other end of the spectrum, we have saggy bottoms. These bottoms have seen better days, but that doesn't mean they're not still beautiful in their own way. Saggy bottoms often come with a bit of extra skin, which can make them more prone to cellulite and stretch marks. However, they also tend to be very comfortable and easy to deal with - no need to worry about them bouncing around or getting in the way. Plus, they often give women a more " maturity" which can be incredibly sexy.

The Big Bottom

There's nothing quite like a big bottom. It's round, it's juicy, and it fills out any pair of pants in the best way possible. Plus, let's be honest - big bottoms just look damn good. Unfortunately, big bottoms can also be a bit of a pain (literally). They can cause back pain and skin chafing, and they often make it difficult to find clothing that fits well. Plus, they can be challenging to keep toned - but trust me, it's worth the effort!

The Small Bottom

Small bottoms are chic and stylish, and they often give the illusion of being slimmer overall. Plus, they're much easier to keep toned than their larger counterparts - a few squats here and there is usually all it takes! However, small bottoms can sometimes look unfinished or disproportionate when not paired with the right top half. And let's face it - they're just not as fun to look at as big ones!

And there you have it! The verdict on bottoms once and for all. So what's the best type of bottom? Well, that's for you to decide! Personally, I think each type has its own unique charms - but at the end of the day, I'm a sucker for a big bottom. There's just something about those curve-hugging jeans that gets me every time...